Straight Outta Chicken

A little something from N.W.A’s B-side on National Poetry Day…

You are now about to witness the strength of hen knowledge.
Straight outta Chicken, crazy motherclucker named Hen Cube
From the gang called Henz With Attitudes
When I’m bobbing off, I get a jive off
Squeeze the vocals, and bodies will be hauled off
You too, boy, if ya cluck with me
The foxes are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo shells, That’s how I’m goin out
For the punk mothercluckers that’s showin out
Henz start to rumble, they wanna tumble
Roll em out and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Goin off on a motherclucker like that

So give it up fool
Ain’t no tellin when I’m down for a jive move
Here’s a feeding rap to keep yo dancin
with a record like Henz Manson
SQ-RK is the tool
Don’t make me act the mothercluckin fool
Me you can go claw to claw, no maybe
I’m knockin eggz out tha box, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until them dumb mothercluckers see clearly
that I’m down with the capital H-N-Z
Boy you can’t cluck with me
So when I’m in your Hen House, you better duck
Coz Hen Cube is crazy as cluck
As I leave, believe I’m stompin
but when I come back, boy, I’m comin straight outta chicken.

Did you know...

Hens will often sing the "Egg song" before, or after, she lays an egg. It is a cheerful song that shows pride in her efforts!